I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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