And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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