Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
