So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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