I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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