I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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