Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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