Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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