I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
