im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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