Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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