I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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