You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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