just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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