and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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