Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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