are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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