love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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