And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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