Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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