I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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