So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I love you.
Bad choice
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