SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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