he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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