HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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