All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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