so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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