bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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