This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
50% drunk capacity currently
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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