There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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