new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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