Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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