I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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Goodbee
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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