Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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