Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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