Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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