she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
did i walk over a car last night?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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