So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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