well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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