I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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