we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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