On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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