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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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