He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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