How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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