C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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