What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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