return my video game
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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