You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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