I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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