He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
sick fucks of a feather flock together
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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